Please let the good humans treat me with kindness.
Help them to understand my ways like:
Don't pick me up by my ears or the scruff of my neck because it hurts.
Teach them that I need to eat lots of hay, some pellets and lots of greens...Not the gassy type of veggie and if they want to offer me a piece of carrot, apple or banana, I would be cool with that too.
I love to be warm in the winter and cool in the summer so, a nice indoor room with heat and air conditioning would be perfect. The wire cages really hurt the bottom of my paws and being left outside is really scary and lonely.
Teach them to make me good by covering or unplugging electrical cords or anything I could possibly chew that would make them angry!!
Please let them know that I need to exercise everyday so I can run and do the happy dance.
Don't leave me in a park to roam because it is not safe. I fear the dogs, hawks, coyotes, raccoons, opossums and the little screaming humans.
I pray that they brush my coat weekly before I turn into a giant fur tumbleweed and blow away!
And Lord, give me the strength not to bite the humans, even though they really really deserve it at times.